my favorite genre of photo is “excited scientist lying down next to a very big fossil/animal/object/etc they have found to show off how big it is”

if I had a nickel for every time I have read a field report along the lines of “we couldn’t find the measuring tape, but the wall segment was 3 and 3/4th Jeremys long” with a quick math scribble for the approximate length and an annotation added in later of the actual measurement, I would have about a dollar ten. A person is a valid unit of measurement when all else fails.

OH SO THIS IS WHY PEOPLE KEEP TAGGING MY POST ‘CARLOS FOR SCALE’

@archaeologistproblems

Can confirm, “scientist for scale” is something that I use in probably 80% of my reports. Photos tend to flatten/distort/de-contextualize archaeological sites. At least one “human for scale” shot is both important, and fun.

no fucking way

this is fucking me up because it almost feels true

dog shit just aint the same no more 😔

All those ducks were like ‘Nah man fuck the outdoors.’

Collective Noep.

I love them.

had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

OH MY GOD?????????

HOW MANY FUCKING TABS DO YOU HAVE OPEN??????

I love watching Disney movies when you’re older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes.

Hades was the original sassy gay friend.

Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he flaming.

this post is perfect

Mickey is short for Micholas

i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant 

Deodorant is nasty. What do y'all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??