Awesome and weird

SIKE

THEY'RE GAY

And they're not some rare exception to the rule, either!!!

About 25% of black swan couples consist of two swans of the same sex (typically, two males).

These couples will court each other, build a nest, and raise their young together in a more-or-less committed monogamous relationship.

In fact, these same-sex couples have a high success rate of 80% when raising their young to adulthood, as opposed to the 30% of their heterosexual counterparts! Two big buff papa swans are better than one when it comes to stomping on invaders of nesting territory.

"But," I hear you say, "where do their baby floofballs come from? Does mpreg exist among black swans?"

Alas, no, but there is a very elegant solution to this. The swan couple may simply temporarily associate themselves with a female swan.

Afterwards, the female swan deposits their eggs and swims off free to live her single girlie life if she wishes (or, find a boyfriend. Preferably one who isn't already committed to another boyfriend.)

So whenever someone commits the naturalistic fallacy "homosexuality bad because unnatural >:(" I like to point out not only their glaring illogicality, but also, respectfully, there is homosexuality happening in the local lake right now.

Apparently on the official Kids’ WB website, on the Xiaolin Showdown page, it used to show an ad for Season 4. (Ad pictured in first image) But if you were to look on the main page, at the schedule, it showed that on Saturday, September 23rd, 2006 the episode “Sizing Up Omi” (a re-run) is airing. The (schedule pictured in second image).

Also according to the same source [This] source: http://www.postopia.com/xiaolin/index.aspx?driver=hotzone3 used to be a working website. If you had visited the website, and then visited “Master Fung’s Bedroom” at that link, and clicked on the book beside his bed, you would had seen that there were 2 ‘NEW’ Shen Gong Wu in the book, The FiFi-Xiago, and the Genie Moo.

Sadly I can’t prove weather these were hints to a season 4, or weather this websites actually existed (all there is to go on is [This] source), but both the FiFi-Xiago and the Genie Moo are official unseasoned Shen gong wu reviled but never mentioned in the show or trading card game.

The layout of the screenshots also suggest they are written in a ‘book’ which matches the Master Fung thing. There isn’t much information on the Xiaolin Wiki because I guess not much was released about them.

I Lowkey don’t like this, but I don’t have anything else to post rn so ermmm…