Dumpster Fire

ⓘ This creature HATES the usage of generative artificial intelligence.

ah yes. my favourite part of bahrain. the country of malaysia

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

i think if you're serious about rebooting a legacy franchise in the 2020s, you need to make it about lesbians. if you just reboot it without lesbians it shows a lack of interest in anything other than keeping the license active.

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

a woman in the kitchen at work just opened a bottle of iced coffee in the fridge, sniffed it, looked concerned and went ‘well my day can’t get any worse’ and chugged the whole thing. thinkin bout her x

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now