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max & yuki: they are in the nest but the nest is enormous and barely relevant

charles & lewis: they are in the nest and they are vibing. no one has ever vibed more than them in this moment. occasionally they come out of the nest to shame mankind (ferrari) but this does not interrupt the vibing

george & kimi: george has aggressively welcomed kimi into the nest and is SO thrilled to have him. he's regurgitated twice as many worms as kimi needs.

oscar & lando: they're in there, their claws have been neatly trimmed by McLaren, they're eyeing the exit

alex & carlos: trying so hard to convince themselves and each other that the nest is safe to get into. Did Alex Scratch Carlos Or Was It The Ghost Of Charles And/Or Max, the million dollar question

pierre & franco: no data available

isack & liam: have not yet figured out that they're in completely separate nests

esteban & ollie: they're extremely dialed in on the nest but they're very long and the nest is quite small, so their knees stick out pretty badly

gabi & nico: oh they're in it but that's NOT a nest. it's something else now.

bonus round: former teammates!

charles & carlos: the nest is scratched up and bloody around them but they are sleeping peacefully in it together

nico & kmag: constructed the nest with their own hands and settled down in it together on purpose

esteban & pierre: found themselves in the nest in brazil after refusing to get in for two whole years. it was kind of nice

max & isack: the nest is still extremely large and barely relevant

charles & lewis: the vibing now has a lightly sinister edge. claws have been sharpened

george & kimi: kimi has grown exponentially and is crowding george quite badly now. too many worms, georgie

oscar & lando: same as last year, although they mind having their claws trimmed less than they did last year

alex & carlos: they've really settled down into the nest and they like it a lot. when they have visitors alex says "Hey would you look at this! it's carlos sainz!" and there carlos is, obligingly being carlos sainz

pierre & franco: they are in the nest in a casual and chill way. they might as well it's easier to get into the nest than stay out of it

liam & arvid: liam is in the nest no questions asked. arvid is highly aware of the importance of being seen to get in the nest so he's done it. so far it is pretty enjoyable but he's sharpening his claws in secret

esteban & ollie: same as last year

gabi & nico: same as last year

checo & valtteri: they've both been in so many various nests over the years that they're used to getting in. they've found it pleasant so far, perhaps surprisingly so

fernando: what if the nest was trying to murder you

and a throwback:

🧡 "aye, Carlito!"

💙 "careful with me yeah"

🧡 "ready?"