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d a m n girls really are THAT fucking good looking.

today’s mood is needing a kiss

the inherent homoeroticism of someone else bandaging your wounds

haha yeah man thank you for not letting me bleed out on the floor and shit. Now kiss me on the mouth

supreme champion…. of my heart

on all levels except physical I am at the bottom of a swimming pool

no reason for yall to hate raccoons theyre just tiny dogs in need of a loving n caring home

dogs dont have hands

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

ive decided to stop feeling bad through sheer force of will. i am grabbing life by the sack and twisting it

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

“what the fuck” is an emotion now and its the only one i have

It's been a rough decade this year

There is probably a person out there who would find you perfect in every aspect.

oh to lay on top of someone and hug them like a teddy bear and just sleep like that