chewing on them tiddies like bubblegum

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

Did you know that instead of doing the list of things you need to do that you can have orgasms alone in your room?

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

"you should be at the club" incorrect "you should be at pirate weekend at the renn fair" well this we cannot refute.

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

why is this more expressive than the entire lion king cgi movie

h-how did you have the exact gif…….who are you

they should invent an existence where the sweetest, most thoughtful people you've ever met don't suffer an endless series of indignities and injuries at the hands of gormless, self-obsessed monsters

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

having a cute fluffy tail could fix me but it would also make laying on my back uncomfortable I think