Me?

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

Well saying Alien from Alien sounds weird

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

"your reflection" are you saying I'm a log?

The danger of running a queue is, I don’t realize I’ve just posted something. I see something cool on my dash I wanna reblog and then realize my mutual just reblogged it from me. Or more embarrassing, that’s my reblog. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s so funny that I used to think this was embarrassing, now I just reblog my own reblogs whenever I feel like it. That’s growth.

The ouroboros of reblogs. A self sustaining system

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

I use Google it because I wanna steal their trademark. If it's ubiquitous enough and they don't work to prevent it they'll lose the rights

Oh my.

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

Come see me LIVE at [MY HOUSE]. Monday through Friday 10 am to 10 pm CET or 2 pm to 8 am EST!

I think ribbon dancing has to be the coolest form of dance

Hims a lethal baby but I love him

she 🫪 on my 🫪 till i 🫪

She ?? On my ??? Till I ??!?

lying in front of the street cleaner

did the street cleaner believe you?

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

@vocabulary-altering-posts

In Swedish there's no distinction between sea bass and perch, they're both called abborre. This may be why they call it bass here. Sea bass doesn't have a definition anyway, and the word bass means perch

The haters and other dolts have try to cancel me yet they keep coming back like stupid little kittens with there mouth dry, from no milk! Well i will feed your loser ass,because i love you

queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man

"why polyamorous people aren't valid" "mspec lesbians AREN'T okay actually" "aroallos are freaks" "he/him dni. cis men dni" "this post is for non-men only" yessss and the one with long hair goes in the girl box, then the one with short hair goes in the boy box!!

maybe I'm just a boring he/him white guy but inventing about 7 trillion terms to define "man" and "woman" so you can reinforce gender essentialism isn't very "love is love" of you. maybe i just don't have a sexuality but picking and choosing what sexualities are normal and which ones are "weird and predatory" sounds like we're all a bunch of republicans on fox news. if you attend your local pride parade and look REAAALLLYYY closely, you'll notice you can't actually tell if someone's gay or not from their appearance, and there's no way to know if they're "invading queer spaces". maybe it's just me, but when i attended my local gaybar last night for the drag show, they didn't ask for my gay-card with a peer reviewed diagnosis of faggot stamped on it. they just let me in the building. i live a life of bliss and luxury in not caring about any queer discourse ever, and just going "WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY :-)" while booting up the latest cod game. and it seems much more fun than whatever the fuck you people are on about

That's how I feel about all the people going "ew I hate all men they're all evil" No :c You're just doing the same thing but in the opposite direction. The point is we're all victims of how we've been socialized

i just really feel like if i was exposed to high levels of radiation that i could withstand it. like i know it kills people but i would simply withstand it

I wouldn't. I'm of a weak constitution. Any cough or head ache could be the big one