Rudolph the bitch-nosed bitchdeer
Had a very bitchy nose
And if you ever saw it
He would call your mom a hoe
All of the other bitchdeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any bitchdeer games
Then one foggy bitchmas eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my bitch tonight
Then all the bitchdeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Rudolph the bitch-nosed bitchdeer
You'll go down in bitchery

























