I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER TOAST !!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN PUT JELLY ON IT. YOU CAN PUT HONEY ON IT. WHOS!! WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like peanut butter and jelly stew! I get the idea!

at first I was a little confused by this comment, but then I checked your blog name and I am no longer confused! I hope you have a great rest of your day!

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

silly billy (remembers billy refers to a male goat, also remembers that we are both horses and you are into age regressing) i mean uhh. silly filly

Congrats! You bronified it.

what if i turned you into a fine paste

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

DO NOT

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

what if we kept lawns but got rid of lawnmowers. that could be so funny

lawns existed before lawnmowers, and how were they trimmed? by sheep grazing on them. let the suburbanites keep their lawns but every other week a flock of rent-a-sheep come by to perform lawn services. goats too! suburban farming

commit yourself to lawn-ownership means accepting all of the ecological consequeces lawns entail

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are