We are fucking off about aging technicalities with Sage ok?
Anyway, do you guys think it would fuck Eggman up a little when Sage is a teenager and she does something annoying and
Eggman: What are you?! The Blue hedgehog?! He was exactly like this! Now youre going to tell me that just what tee-…
En then he looks off into the middle distance and remembers with a little more clarity and its not like he didnt know Sonic was fifteen when they met, it just didnt really click what that actually meant.
Does he feel bad? Possibly. Does he suddenly become deeply defensive and embarrassed that the little Blue shit has ruined his life a million times even as a child? Oh most certainly. Is he about to kill himself over realizing Sage is going to turn into something resembling fucking SONIC? He is already halfway through trying to choke on the nearest wrench.
Also, like to think in one of those like, enemies coexistence momments him and Sonic have. Eggman complains offhandedly about Something young Sage would do and Sonic actually responds with a similar complaint about Tails and gives some insight into how he dealt with it long term and Eggman hearing Sonic talk like this for the first time is freaked out as fuck like.
Eggman: Since when were you a single mother?
Eggman: What? No, thats not right. How old are you?
Sonic: Little late for small talk like that between us dontcha think?
Eggman: Dont play with me right now, I keep track of important dates, not your pathetic life!
Sonic: Alright, alright, Im 35. And dont say a word about it old fart! My joints are better than youll ever be!
Sonic: Broke your brain a bit there didnt I?
Eggman: I dont know what I was expecting.
Sonic: Yeah I feel weird about it sometimes too.
Sonic: You will kill me before you make me have a bank account. Wait, do you?!
Eggman: Yes???? Do you think all this just falls out of the sky?!
Sonic: What bank is lending to you?!
Eggman: You see, thats why its confusing. Youre still naive enough to think banks have a moral compass.
Sonic: Well, got me there.
Eggman: Also how did you raise a child without a bank account?
Sonic: I have connections. Piss off.
Eggman: Im going go be sick.