Madcap Diary

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

I have a new hero.

if you Don’t slap your own belly and play a little tune every once in the while What is the point?

oh wow… Let’s get this post trendy folks

are.. people aware that you dont have to be straight to reproduce????

Can someone explain this to me? As far as I know, kids come from sperm going into an egg. How do you get a kid with only one of the two? (Honest question I am actually confused)

If you reproduce you’re no longer asexual.

Contrary to beliefs popular among asshats, asexuals are NOT “like plants or smthg.”

AND artificial insemination is a thing

This queer woman is currently incubating kid number 2. Trans folk also sometimes have kids from before their transition - personally I know of two trans mums out there doing just as good, if not a better job, than a lot of cis mums. Gay men use surrogates to carry their kids, and lesbians often use artificial insemination not even IVF, a lot of the time - sometimes they just get a friendly donor to provide some sperm and insert it themselves. It’s not uncommon for gay men to donate to lesbians and the lot of them to co-parent. Human beings are a resourceful lot.  

Why haven’t I seen those “mainstream feminist” websites promoting this? Since, you know, they’re about “all women”

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💛💛💛Panromantic aces are the best 💚💚💚💖

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

FINALLY!!!

Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off.