One of the greatest scenes in Reality TV history.
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One of the greatest scenes in Reality TV history.

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A little while ago, someone asked if you were gay, and you said no. However, you also stated that you like to date and/or have sex with women. I'm wondering what the difference is in your opinion. Isn't homosexuality defined by an attraction to a member(s) of the same sex??? Not trying to start an argument, or sound judgy. Just legitimately curious :)
Haha, okay I am genuinely amused by this question. So, what you’re saying is that because I am attracted to women there is no possible way I could also be attracted to men? The fact of the matter is I like men, women, and everyone in between. People are people and if I think you’re sexy then it’s go time, as long as everyone involved is consenting of course.
But let’s get real here, homosexuality is defined by the individual. There is no textbook definition, as much as people would like there to be. The world would be so much simpler if it were in black and white but there are a million grey areas. Sexuality is fluid, I’ve known lesbians who have had sex with men and enjoyed it but still identified as lesbians. Just as I’ve known straight men who have had sex with men and still identified as straight. I’ve known people who identified as bisexual but have never had a sexual experience with the same sex. It’s a big ball of wibbly wobbly sexy wexy stuff.
If I HAVE to put a label on my sexuality I’m just gonna say I’m queer because that is the best umbrella term I’ve come across. I don’t exclusively like men or women, I just like who I like and I guess that is all it comes down to. Do I have my preferences? Abso-fucking-lutely. I have a “type” depending on who it is we are talking about. Can we bend and blur those lines? Hell yeah we can! And we fucking should. Life is short, do it up.
I'm all for blurred lines and open-minded people!Â
fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try.
This is so fucking disgusting what the fuck
throw a bomb in that room it’ll be fine don’t worry
whywhywhy fucking why
This is fucking disgusting.
fuck fox news.
Why does it have to be rich WHITE people? Why did that distinction have to be made??? I personally don't get why this is so offensive. People wanna fuss just to fuss.
theycallmelu, how did you know this is EXACTLY how I'm feeling right this moment. No words.
Welp.
This week has been horrendous and lonely and filled with heartbreak and disappointment. So, I’m going to spend an entire day watching all of the saddest, most unrealistic romantic movies to make things just a LITTLE bit worse. That’s a smart idea, right???

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Let me just tell you something about this final scene. I sat through this whole movie thoroughly enjoying every last little bit of it. I even made a running motion when the first two gifs happened. When the movie finished my boyfriend was very very quiet and he looked a little sad. I was very confused because it was a fantastic movie. He turned to me and asked “is that suppose to represent how our education system doesn’t make enough accommodations for [mentally] slower students?"  Monster’s University was a little deeper than I thought
TUMBLR SHUT UP HE IS A SLUG. The literal message is HE IS A SLUG WHO IS SLOW LIKE SLUGS IN NATURE SO STOP.
Yeah, but look at the way the purple monster slams down his white mop onto the brown floor. It’s clearly an
allegorical allusion to the 1950’s university system of white oppression over black students.
“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”
The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.
WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY
^^^^ WHY???
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Â
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITÂ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
this. YES.
I left my favorite pair of underwear at your house. I know your mother hates me, can I come pick them up? [delete] It’s been almost a month and I still miss you like a fucking limb. [delete] I didn’t know my bones could ache until I met you. [delete] You know, a week before we broke up, do you remember? I had bought a book of poetry. You asked why I didn’t read something more interesting and I could feel my insides splinter. [delete] You said poetry was all lies dressed up to sound pretty. When I look at you these days, I want to ask if sadness sounds pretty to you too. [delete] It’s 3 a.m. and this alcohol tastes like you. [delete] I saw you staring at me today during Lit class. I smiled at you and you didn’t smile back. I almost cried. [delete] The girl who sits next to me smells like you. [delete] I miss you. [delete] I have never had so many bad nights. [delete] Sometimes I write poetry about you on the internet. Strangers who have never met either of us think you’re cruel – they tell me if they had the honor of loving me, we’d have sex three times a day and they’d scream my name when they came. [delete] They think it is beautiful, how I am broken. I don’t think they understand. [delete] You used to tell me I was beautiful. I tried saying it in the mirror the other day, but it sounded wrong without your mouth wrapped around it. [delete] Everything I say sounds wrong without your mouth wrapped around it. [delete] We were never in love, but, oh God, we could have been. [delete]
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This...looks like a basketball. Lol. Basketball butt cheeks?