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strange-aeons

im pregnant with my eggs i need 7 names asap im gonna lay themsoon

1. Quintillion

2. Thaddeus

3. Vlad

4. Painless

5. Mikey Pepperoni

6. Asbestos

7. The Skull

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fishpondfish

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

mousidy

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

psychotic-gerard

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

psychotic-gerard

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

psyduckz

my hobbies include: considering my circumstances, evaluation my options, and pondering my situation

#mine

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krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907

my job in the anarchist commune will be having the monopoly on the legitimate use of violence

wolfythewitch

My piece for the Sing O Muse zine! Its coming out in July so keep an eye out for the tag :]

discoursedrome

they're always bringing experts or activists on the news to agitate about porn and there's a standard script for this that's like "I think sex education is important, I'm not anti-sex, but so much of this porn is violent and misogynistic if not outright illegal, and it's far too accessible to our children"

I want to see someone finally be brave enough to say that the government should just make its own porn for teenagers that accords with community values, so they don't have to go to these shady places to get it. I think the government porn would probably be pretty bad but I would be so eager to hear about the process of designing it. there would be so many stakeholders and consultations. in canada it would have to be bilingual

dickgirlsdaily

quendergeer

no-one would find it at all sexy at first but then in 20 years there'd be a thriving fetish scene where people develop elaborate codes and practices around culturally-embedded tropes from government porn

quendergeer

guy who can only get off when his dom pretends to be badly dubbed into quebecois french

andlatitude

“sshh, pay attention”

follow-up to this

at least one more on the way because I love to have fun

youre not allowed to hit pedestrians with your car anymore because of woke. thanks to mamdani's new york

#mine

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dogpuppy

lisqotch

Olivier Mira Armstrong and Roy Mustang

fullmetal-attorney

more fma posting because i love this series dearly <33

(more: part 1, part 3)

the-kings-of-henrietta

“pathetic sopping wet towel of a man x woman that is way cooler than him” has and always will be THE peak hetero dynamic btw

pilot-doodles

Apparently I started this flipnote 10 years ago. Which is crazy to think about. I decided to dust off my old friend (my red dsiXL) and try again from the ground up on this one.

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maezanilla

Happy burn your house down day for my fellow Fullmetal Alchemist enjoyers ✨

monstermonger

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature. - (ref)

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