Nurdface

The cool thing about doing math professionally is that you can work anywhere - on your walks, in the shower, as you fall asleep - just by rotating problems in your head. What's not so cool is that this drives you insane

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

love how splatoon raiders is like "lets give the super strong guys cocaine- i mean salt. its salt. thats why theyre so strong :)"

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

yeah hi this is actually a horrible idea why would you want this

i like when bad things happen

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.