Jester the Fungi

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

which one of you motherfuckers reblogged this again

You did, my leige

No, that can’t be right.

You use Tumblr op

I don’t recall doing such a thing.

You revive the ancient hero and they immediately break down crying. “It should have been impossible to die the first time, there’s no way I’ll find a way to die again.” Spoken as they vanquish the Great Evil with but a swipe.

hearing "someone who looked a BIT like him met someone who looked a BIT like aziraphale but it's not the same thing" genuinely felt like one of the 7 locks that keep me trapped snapping off. we've literally been fucking saying thisssss LIKE IT'S EXACTLY THIS. some random dudes who look a BIT LIKE THEM. WHO I DON'T CARE ABOUT🙏

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

hey. it's okay. blorbo coughing up blood onto other blorbo's shirt while they cradle them to their chest and look down at them in horror