Livin’ It Up On Top

gay guy and a lesbian who pretend to be a straight couple together in public but the lesbian is the boyfriend and the gay guy is the girlfriend

I- I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

if you as a father dont think your kid working with robots is cool as all fuck then you not only failed as a father but you failed at understanding what awesome is

My sister saw this image and we went from having a 400g jar in every weeks grocery shopping to her gagging every time she walks past them in the supermarket.

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

Taking bets on whether or not Patrick will grow the beard back for his Hades comeback in November or we'll have beardless Hades.

1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side 2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before. 2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd.

Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science