FATHER TO SOME, MOTHER TO MANY

let's be mutuals again in our next life

No it's over for real. Im not forgiving you for talking during fucking silent reading time

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

fantasising about getting him pregnant so that i can make him a single a mother

fantasising about getting him pregnant so that i can pressure him into a shotgun wedding and then leave him at the altar

serenest of fig meals: happy

serene fig happy meal

be happy! serene fig meal

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

gang I need your help I have a phrase I really want to catch on and it’s calling any secret or invisible struggle you have a “fight with a gorilla” like the onion article. if they can have cinnamon roll catch on this can too. “yeah she told me about it, I had no idea, sounds like a real fight with a gorilla” “sorry man I can’t come I’ve really been fighting the gorilla lately” do you see the vision

folks i appreciate the effort but it looks like this will not breach containment and the phrase will not catch on. looks like this cause has to be my own personal gorilla to fight