stay golden

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

classic scifi novels by men r always like. page 1 here's a cool scifi idea i had. page 2 i hate women so much it's unreal

babe I'm sorry cant do the dishes tonight my toxic masculinity is flaring up

#actual wizard like ACTUAL#you could take the absolute most cutting edge deepfake with every hi-res freckle and hair in place so you could zoom in to the atomic level#and it would not be as Real as this felt egg#with 2 puppeteers clearly visible (via @harrietvane)

and what does spongebob plan to do about the leather daddies and topless milfs at bikini bottom pride :/

suck them silly

i hate when people call me on the phone like this is for my mom only....