If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

a lot of your suffering comes from treating your nature like a problem to manage instead of a design to understand

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

I find it very hard to sympathise when characters in black sails are like "Flint is CRAZY!!!! You can't trust him, he'll beat you to DEATH if you get in his way!!!" because like. he's right. he's literally always right. And if you just listened to him, he wouldn't have to beat you to death now, would he? godddd 🙄