i’ve lost my fear of falling

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

Realised strange nerd is an anagram of transgender and my life suddenly got better

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

anytime i talk to people i feel like i need to be shot.

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

The one well-aged bit i don't think i can ever stop doing is "character name series surname".

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house