woke up in a safe house

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

im not really worried about aging because im only going to become hotter and more insane the older i get

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

realizing nothing can fill my void other than doing everything i said i would do for myself

big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while

i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

i like to blame myself for everything just in case

I used to be a human then i was godlike and perfect for a while and then I got tired and now im an beast. you know how it is

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the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

i'm like if a hedonist didn't derive pleasure out of anything

healthy progression of a relationship would necessarily bring an end to yearning? categorically false. a true yearner can yearn even in the most fulfilled scenarios. a true yearner can be nuts deep, inventing more esoteric levels of desired intimacy on the fly.

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration