people that know me call me falcon

“Well, thing is Sam, I need to finally try one of those Mcflurry’s. Tasha’s been telling me that they’re the best but the line’s out the door. Think you can fly me in?”

“I don’t think I believe that.’

“Harsh?”

“But that’s the whole point of what I can do!”

“What would you say I am then?”

“Only if I thought that I were funny.”

“Of course I am- if you don’t do it then you’ll never see what I can do.”

“Sam? You really think I’m that pointless? You just have to trust me and I promise that I won’t let you down- can you do that?”

“Well, if I thought I were pretty funny I am in the wrong business.”

theharlemexpress

“Please! I won’t get hurt just toss me off.”

“Obviously you were not born yesterday- why would I assume that?”

“I don’t know what you mean. I always play fair.”