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Whale bones on the S. Coast of Snæfellsnes, near Búðir, Iceland, ca. 1900

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Airavatra, Indra´s elephant, Swaminarayan Akshardham - Gajendra Peeth

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finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

insomniac-arrest

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise*

what-even-is-thiss

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

durzio

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.

larariumluparum

truer words

theslowesthnery

guys help i’m LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND over these fat tiger art scrolls

(source)

theslowesthnery

UPDATE: HE FOUND A TINY FRIEND

little-witchys-cottage

They be blessing

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THEM PINK TOE BEANS NOSE OHMYGOODDDDD

takashi0

@not-semi-perfect

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Jason Limon

mintchocolatechimp

Terrible reflexes.

counterpunches

#i love when cats get stuck man

gilove2dance

you broke them :P

missanthropicprinciple

Cat malfunction.

boudhabar

997

artsdrug

Günther Kieser

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Cats dance to a Satanic tune in a detail from “The Witches Cove”, a 16th century Flemish painting by a follower of Jan Mandijn

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