Panda

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

date someone who would make a good werewolf

Ace culture is telling a dirty joke and your friends looking at you like you did something illegal

would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess

corn on the cock. i hate it here

never not thinking about giant cisterns. THATS immanentizing the eschaton. when we get to heaven and its a bunch of giant wet concrete tunnels with vast columns holding up the ceiling, then you will see...

you know about the tokyo storm drains, yeah?

Not to have opinions on supernatural still but Castiel was WAY too good of a character for that show

Like. “Angel who comes to earth to enforce his orders of apocalypse but gradually rebels against heaven and becomes more human because he’s fundamentally a being of love” is playing second fiddle to like. Two fuckin dudes. Just some fuckin guys

Oh wouldn’t this be tragic if word of this spread out everywhere possible?

When a member of the royal family dies, a random citizen is executed to help “protect their soul on their journey”. The King’s daughter just fell to her death and you have been selected

Plot twist: I’m the one who killed her. Bitch better get ready for round 2.