no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

In my reboot of phantom of the paradise Swan will be played by barry keoghan and before he even gets Winslow to sign the contract he will die of SIDS in his waterbed. Then Winslow (played by jacob elordi) will quip about it to Phoenix (Zendaya) and the movie will end with a post credits scene where Philbin (Kit Connor) is at Swans grave and suddenly you see a small silhouette energe from behind him. "You knew dis guy?" Says philbin. "I guess you could say that." Its Paul Williams. They both leave ... the dirt shifts... credits roll. Phantom of the paradise 2 will come out summer 2028. It will be about Beefs rise to stardom and he is played by harry styles. The review on the poster for BEEF (2028) is 'this beef is... well-done.' - the guardian

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

it’s crazy how the hate jeanvic gets is mostly people just taking the shit he says in anger/frustration at face value, and completely ignoring when his words and actions contradict that bol

i heard in america they love to drive so much that they have a place called Road Island

just realized that between the alien duplicates, the mind erasures, and the temporary deletions, there is an argument to be made that Minkowski is the only Wolf 359 character who completely 100% survived her mission to space

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."