John Gaius:

“he’s one of us. he’s been posting through it for millennia. I’m half convinced tumblr’s still around because he wanted it back”

“he is a streamer. hes god. hes the most pathetic guy ever. he might be able to time travel. hes a necromancer. hes THE necromancer. he references none pizza with left beef even though no one else alive know what that is. hes having threesomes with people who hate him on the reg.”

“Pros: Constantly references old Earth memes. Great sense of humor. Canonically very handsome. The Necrolord Prime who resurrected everyone, and to whom everyone owes their very lives. Cons: Killed everyone, which is why they needed to be resurrected. Kind of a dick sometimes. None House With Left Grief.”

Jean Vicquemare: