Studying for a PhD in Being Dumb as Fuck

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

Oh, my word we care.

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

Those are clearly complimentary and thus this isn’t theft. A social faux pas perhaps but that’s all.

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal