What is a title anyway

I remember signing this bat

ohhh so that’s what that was for

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

Waking up from a dream you were really engrossed in like "fuuuck I forgot to return my polearms to the priory"

"How can platonic BDSM be a thing". It's whatever Sam Reich is doing to his friends on Game Changer actually.

who gave me all this autism

they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder

"this is actually anxious attachment style" no. it's "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder.

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

stop it i was trying to be gothic

Hirohiko Araki will name an Italian character spaghetti bolognese and be deadass.