Geeky Ramblings

We named the other planets in our solar system after gods but named our own planet “dirt”

gold star for that moment of self-awareness

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

The Boulder Johnson

You know you are no longer a child when getting money causes relief instead of excitement.

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

Perfection.

I love it

Now I wish I could draw because I’d love to draw this.

shetland, where mermaids are evil and werewolves fight poverty

@thebibliosphere

I love when people find this post again, this is a wholesome werewolf post.

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

It’s true

Could you get your zesting on at a more reasonable hour tho

zest has no curfew

*falls behind in life* haha the lag

Put this in the history books

Know what

the economic state of america

[Image: a computer screen with a command-prompt style interface and a string of “What have you done?” in green in a row all the way down the screen.]