Gold Star Collective

Me:

[However,]

[I know that the unfavorable is what makes us grow as beings, Human or Machine.]

Me: I have no clue

A list for systems who aren't out yet

"Yeah, my theatre teacher gave out a pretty weird improv assignment this week."

"Wow, you humans are more perceptive than I thought! I'll have to tell the mothership of this."

"The self is a social construct."

"I sold my soul and this is my way of coping with the emptiness I now feel."

"So you know those soulmate AUs where you swap bodies with your soulmate?"

"I got my brain software updated; it included some patches to my personality."

"It's my horoscope."

"It's practice for when I go undercover on my next spy mission."

"Haha, yeah." *leans into watch* "They're onto me."

"I'm actually (name)'s long lost twin."

"Thanks for noticing!"

"I'm under a curse. Can you help me break it?"

"It's my rebellious phase."

"Shakespeare said, 'All the world's a stage,' and I've decided to take that literally."

"Don't worry, I'll be done possessing (name) soon, I just have to try (food) first."

”Aw, dammit, you caught me! I was filming a new youtube video called I Act Unlike Myself For 24 Hours Challenge.”

”Wow, those healing crystals must be doing wonders curing my mental illness then!”

”I sold my soul to Bezos just last week; it changed me, honestly.”

”Ah, sorry, the symbiote has been rowdy lately.”

”Shh, I’m busy absorbing the personality traits of my favorite movie characters into my personality.”

”That’s what your mom said to me last night.”

”I finally touched grass. I’m a changed person.”

“War changes you, man”

“How do they normally act?”

Look desperate and say “you knew me? Before the accident?”