TheGeekyTaurus

So........like are we gonna get a teaser trailer or....?

good question I don’t know I’ve been waiting since the movie got announced god someone help me before I actually find the Disney company and leak the trailer or something dear god

Like....I straight up thought we are getting it this month?

oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,

Now, I perfectly know that this movie was likely intended by kids, and by extension they cared about accuracy or respect for the source material as much as they cared back when they made that Disney Hercules film. However, I despise not only the entire "Medusa Feminist Girlboss" concelt on itself, but also just how "fandomized" Greek Mythology has gotten in the Media, especially when it's adressed or treated like kids' fairy tales, or at least something that's supposed to be more digestibke for children. Of coursly you cannot blatantly portray assault or other gruesome themes (not that Medusa's most common characterization nowdays wouldn't be oftenly linked in torture porn or something...) but writing mythological figures like that is NOT exactly a healthy way of adressing the siurce material, nor introduce a younger audience to it.

I really don’t like it when retellings treat gods like celebrities (really reminds me of how real ppl treat celebrities unfortunately) it just… rubs me the wrong way it feels like a misunderstanding of the relationship between gods and mortals, it feels like a misunderstanding that this is a religion. Ppl didn’t squeal like fangirls when a god shows up to them, they think omg something serious is going on. Like do you ever see ppl talk like this about the Abrahamic god? Unironically? No, bc it’s weird.

Since racists can’t deny that dark skinned ppl existed in ancient Egypt anymore, now they’re insisting that all the dark skinned ppl were actually slaves and commenting ancient Egyptian art of dark skinned slaves at anyone who talks about ancient Egyptian’s race like a sorta gotcha. Bitch two can play at that game, I can show you ancient Egyptian queens and pharaohs who had dark skin and features and I can even show you art of light skinned ppl enslaved by Egyptians.

Jonmina the gothic romance ship of all time. Jonathan plans to climb down the side of a castle and all he can think of is Mina. He gifts her the record of his darkest secrets and she seals it with her wedding ring. She starts to turn into a vampire and asks him to kill her. He says fuck no I will murder everyone we love and damn my soul for eternity before I live a second without you. They name their son after their dead friend. Your dark fantasy book boyfriend WISHES he had what Jonathan Harker has.