The Wonderful World Of Me

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

Happy 10th birthday to this, my post of all time. Glad to have spent the last 10+ years wasting my time on tumblr with you all 💖

deeply unserious animal

That thing is straight-up a BUG

Why do you have this thing