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pride month is over so now we make the gay kids kill each other

I'm generally of the opinion that if your film requires so much cgi that your actors are performing against nothing but green screens, maybe you should just be making an animated film instead. Because you're basically already making one anyway.

This man really made a living doing that and then the show ended and now he makes a living doing the exact same thing but with different effects for the random hand movements

this isn’t in reference to anything specific, but i want to really explicitly state to everyone that i’m not a role model to anyone, and i’m not (nor have i ever claimed to be) the moral superior of the people i interact with. i’m just Some Guy who talks about things that happened and has opinions sometimes, and sometimes people watch or follow me because that interests them. i don’t behave more (or less) ethically in my day to day life than the average person in my social circles. i’m not inherently more correct than any other person in the world. i’m literally just an average person in almost all respects, and i want neither the praise nor the expectation associated with being a moral paragon role model. 

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

girls will see the moon everyday and be like MOON!!!?!!!?!!?!!?

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

just checking blaze prices lmao

uncle sam is a real guy btw. he lives in a wizard tower called The Washington Monument and casts evil spells to control the economy. the rest of us wizards fucking hate his guts

OP this is so Far Side I love it

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

Sigourney Weaver to a bunch of children in the desert