Cold Dragon Young

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

God the prices of tvs have changed so much let me get my graph

Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”

You've heard of the headless horseman, now get ready for--

an early twenties girl asked if she could vape in my car and i said no and she was like 'wow.. thank you for communicating and being honest...'

an early twenties girl asked if she could smoke pipe tobacco in my model T and I said yes and she was like 'you're a cool cat babydoll' and hit the charleston real smooth

some of the things that are recommened for vaginoplasty are so funny like. there's a four week period where i'm "encouraged to sensually explore the area" but "not allowed to climax" like okay doctor-mandated edging. if you say so lmao

once everything settles i'm encouraged to "share vaginal microbiome with someone who already has one set up" like. scissoring? are you talking about scissoring? fuckin. doctor-prescribed lesbian sex.

GUARDS!! console me

*tosses you a playstation*

Uh.... Please reblog this and cast as wide a net as possible

i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

i made up a she/its leftist trans woman to play online in order to infiltrate your circles but now that i've been fired from the cia the voice i would write posts in keeps talking to me. is this normal