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good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.

im tired of cryptic cackling old women characters we need more totally humourless extremely direct elderly women- and i've just reinvented granny weatherwax. we need more of granny weatherwax

Divine Being: Schrodinger's Cat

what doesn’t kill you makes you cry on a bright sunny day

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

Carrot and Angua's relationship is so funny to me because Angua is living a doomed tragic romance of two lovers from different worlds who can never truly be together and meanwhile Carrot is just like "I love taking my girlfriend to museums ^‐^ "

Ugh hes just so adorable

In another universe, I am lovable

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

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