idk what they were going for but this sounds like a dril-tier shitpost

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idk what they were going for but this sounds like a dril-tier shitpost

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This tweet read me to filth
This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like
I honestly don't blame luo binghe for anything. Nothing. I think he was justified in everything. He has always tried to do his best and be a good person. He sought acceptance and love and stayed for it even in places that abused his hope and sincerity. He was thrown into literal hell by the person he trusted the most, hated for his species, his wishes and words disregarded, his brain bound to the "mental breakdown sword that worsens your worst traits by 9000% unless you kill people or have sex that you don't even want". I dare every person who calls him unforgivable to last even one day in this state. To be ALIVE let alone functioning after everything he went through is miraculous and I'm not going to give the time of day to anyone who keeps criticising him.
ok peerless cucumber
Flirting in the court as always :)
How I dare not to draw mby’s nose ring when I voted for it?
I’ll never get tired of drawing them, like I read fanfics of liushen, zhushen, mushen, etc. and fanfics like this make fall in love again with bingqiu or in this case bingyuan.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
And BONUS
It was supposed to be mbz and mobei dad, but mbz looks just like mby, anyways if you have read the fic you know of what scene I’m talking about
@confuzing

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tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you
count me outs
Introducing my first doujin ever <3 happy to have collaborated with my favourite author, Xiang Fei Da-ge!! He has worked very hard on this! This doujin is also dedicated, with lots of love, to Mr. Peerless Cucumber!!! You'll have lots of fun with the script, I'm sure...
So many things changed within the rendering process, ultimately I decided to remove silly chibi Yuan (I mourn the loss...) to have less clutter and more room to do classic webcomic stamps
Omega Liu Qingge using his own pheromones to attract alphas so he could fight them as training.
He didn't instigate the fight!! They were the ones who tried to take advantage of a "naive" and """delicate""" omega.
A grave mistake.
Not only has he had to endure Shang Qinghua's scolding for the damage to the compound. But now he also has double the paperwork due to the dozens of letters from alphas asking for permission to court him (2/3 of the alphas are demons).
Now Shen Yuan has decided not to leave his side so that his shidi won't get into any more trouble.
Liu Qingge reluctantly agreed because deep down he likes it when Shen Yuan holds his arm while talking about beasts (the omega doesn't notice the alpha's scent on him and the satisfied grunts).
There are two wolves inside me:
Omega Liu Qingge dressed in an extremely expensive red and black robe, observes with resignation and affection the crimson dagger that Luo Binghe gave him.
vs
Omega Liu Qingge in green robes and with loose hair listening to the complaints about the new erotic novel Shen Yuan is reading while lying in his lap like a pampered cat.
The only solution is that they are both at the same time.
Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?
Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu
Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it
King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:
Unstoppable object meets immovable force
[Toph eventually slips up and is captured by the city guard force. Instead of being imprisoned or exiled, Toph finds herself being given audience with the King of Omashu.]
Bumi: Well, well, well. It seems I have finally met the troublemaker who has been causing such chaos with my rail systems.
Toph:…
Bumi: I must say, I am thoroughly impressed with your earthbending abilities. You remind me of myself when I was a lad.
Toph: Get to the point.
Bumi: I see great potential in you, Toph Beifong. I want you inherit my title once I am no longer fit to rule.
Toph: Wait what the fuck
Why wasn’t this Toph’s future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense.
My favorite part of this is “when I am no longer fit to rule” because
1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point
1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded
2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.
3. Given that the Earth Kingdom has an actual ruling family that causes some drama in LoK, Toph continuing to cause monarchy confusion is both 100% in character and fucking hilarious.
Toph takes over as King Bumi the second and everyone is like “no that’s not how inheriting works” and Bumi is like “No no she’s right, I did say “inherit my title!”
When toph is no longer fit to rule, she instills bumi (Aang’s son) as her heir and he is known as bumi 3.
Her first act as ruler is to ban herself from Omashu’s transportation system, thus fulfilling one of her life goals.
But then she ignores her ban and continues to use the transport system forcing her guard to chase her and print wanted posters declaring her a fugitive.
Fortunately the clerks served under King Bumi the First and are well aquatinted with explaining chaos to the confused citizenry of Omashu. Without missing a beat they print the posters in 2 parts.
The first (read this aloud) part is a fairly standard Wanted poster explaining that King Bumi II Toph the Blind Melon Bandit Lord is Banned from the Omashu Transport system for crimes etc….
The second part (do not read this aloud) explains not to be concerned; if you see the King at one of the stations just shout “There she is!” The guards will chase her and you are free to go about your day. The King thanks you for participating in this guard training drill.

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"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
Official joy and whimsy post
HE FUCKING DID IT. ALL THREE POLLS.
meanwhile MQF stepped out for JUST a minute to exchange dirty cloths for cleans ones (from a disciple on stand by bc shen-shixiong refused to allow anyone else in the room). He checks on the babies, both are swaddled and looks over and THERES A THIRD BABY???
At a Peak Lord Meeting
Mu Qingfang: It appears that Shen-shixiong was affected by a aphrodisiac pollen earlier today...
Five Seconds Later At the Bamboo House
Yue Qingyuan: Xiao Jiu! I heard you need my help!
Liu Qingge: I give you qi all the time for without-a-cure, so surely we're more compatible for duel cultivation!
Qi Qingqi: I'm just here for the drama, ignore me
Shang Qinghua: Bro! I got a dragon-sized dildo that we-ahem- I mean you can use I can help if you want it's whatever
Shen Qingqiu: Get out of my fucking house!
Yue Qingyuan: But-
Shen Qingqiu: NOW!
*Everyone Leaves*
Shen Qingqiu: Wait, Airplane...leave the dildo

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Maomao can you not think about his dick for 5 minutes?
she is not normal about this
I absolutely adooore the colours and scenery of this scene
Feels unreal that a place could look this beautiful 😩🤌
Also loooove Yu Wanyin sm!