sleep paralysis demons HATE him. this cartoonist discovers one weird trick to make them go away every time.
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sleep paralysis demons HATE him. this cartoonist discovers one weird trick to make them go away every time.

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Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party
Does this look like the face of a child who is having a good time?
Alice at that party
sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this
sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there
happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility
I thought we should get our own spn meme version to give the news
anyway, congrats Yue Qingyuan!!!

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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
#i’d illegally download you all
reblog if you’d illegally download your followers
being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store
Since there were three opponents defeated in the finale, I want to give YQY three babies as reward. Thus we should have three inseminator polls this year, one baby daddy selected from each.
Like last year, we'll have one where The Wheel selects random former contestants to compete, and one where YQY's former direct competitors will compete.
But I want to hear your thoughts on what the theme of the last inseminator poll should be. Shoot off some ideas in the replies!
Less Xuan Su as a malicious hungry parasite, and more Xuan Su as an unwilling perpetrator of harm.
Cause like, one one hand, we've got Xin Mo. The sword characterized as a metatextual but also literal example of 心魔, a heart demon, that staple of wuxia/xianxia as the literal and metaphorical manifestations of one's fears and obsessions. It's constantly hostile and emotional, so endlessly hungry for suffering and violence that it'll rip open into new worlds to find it. It makes sense that only Bing-ge can tame it, because he also wants those things when he finds it and has the power to give them.
So then what does a narrative foil of all that look like?
Well, Xuan Su's name for one thing, 玄肃. Seven Seas translates it out to 'dark and solemn' but it can be stretched a bit further.
We've got Xuan, which can be 'black' or 'dark', which explains why one of only two descriptions we get of it is as an "all-black longsword" in vol 2. But also it can be 'mysterious', 'abstruse', or 'profound', extending from its character's original etymology of emptiness. Really suits its meta as a plothole point for PIDW, re: how often it got name-dropped by Airplane but never once made an actual appearance. Then follows Su, which similarly can have a couple of meanings depending on the usage. Primarily it's 'respectful', 'solemn', but you've also got 'to clean up' or even 'purge'.
All in all, it really give off the vibe of a righteous sword in a lot of aspects, which makes sense given that Yue Qingyuan says he was going for 人剑合一, or the path of Unity of Man and Sword as it usually shows up in wuxia/xianxia novels. There, it's typically the penultimate skill of swordmanship where sword and wielder are now so aligned in purpose and connection that their true skill can be reached, often with a lot of focus on the swordsman in question having to make peace with themselves and their heart demons.
Just like how YQY and SJ's relationship mirrors LBH and SY's, it's fun to interpret Xuan Su as maybe more the opposite of Xin Mo's hunger instead of as a variation of it. If Xuan Su is as cool-minded and calm as the name implies, it's hard to believe it finds any joy in destroying the life of the person who chose it. Maybe it even could have loved him, or maybe even loves him still, hurt by how the bond that should've perfected them both will instead eventually kill the boy who chose it.
It's tragic as a headcanon, really. They could have been the best partners for each other, perfectly balanced, made for each other.
But of course, that's the tragic irony, right? That YQY failed in unity with Xuan Su purely because of one thing: his heart, and how preoccupied all the love in it already was with a promise to someone else.
We’re winning.
I found his bio on societyofpresidentialdescendants.org and it was so delightful I had to copy paste the whole thing:
“Ulysses Grant Dietz grew up in Syracuse, New York, where his Leave it to Beaver life was enlivened by his fascination with vampires, from Bela Lugosi to Barnabas Collins. He studied French at Yale (BA, 1977), and was trained to be a museum curator in the University of Delaware’s Winterthur Program in American Material Culture (MA, 1980). A decorative arts curator at the Newark Museum for thirty-seven years before he retired, Ulysses has never stopped writing for the sheer pleasure of it. Aside from books on Victorian furniture, art pottery, studio ceramics, jewelry, and the White House, Ulysses created the character of Desmond Beckwith in 1988 as his personal response to Anne Rice’s landmark novels. Alyson Books released his first novel, Desmond, in 1998. Vampire in Suburbia, the sequel, appeared in 2012. His most recent novel, Cliffhanger, was released by JMS Books in December 2020.
“Ulysses lives in suburban New Jersey with his husband of 45 years. They have two grown children, adopted in 1996.
“Ulysses is a great-great grandson of Ulysses S. Grant. His late mother, Julia, was the President’s last living great-grandchild; youngest daughter of Ulysses S. Grant III, and granddaughter of the president’s eldest son, Frederick. Every year on April 27 he gives a speech at Grant’s Tomb in New York City. He is also on the board of the U.S. Grant Presidential Library and Museum at Mississippi State University.”
And frankly, the novels sound like they slap:
Desmond was nominated for a Lambda Award.
“With his husband of 45 years.” You kids don’t know ... they got together before AIDS, at the peak of the Gay Glam Life. They stayed together as their generation died around them, and made through it to the point where they could marry and have a legal family. He looks like a chipper preppie who never had a serious thought or care in the world, but it took *incredible* determination, commitment, and also luck to get here.
having now read the first of this man's vampire books, you can absolutely tell that he cares a lot about historical furniture because oh my god he really wanted to tell us about all the historical furniture in this vampire's house. material culture as foreplay. seduction via theses about chairs

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I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.
Or even like... Cannon warfare.
Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.
Yeah, the Ottomans
could have taken this in the
fourteenth century.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
#ok but this wouldve popped off in the age of zombie doomsday prepping
ngl it would be a fantastic larp location.
#why do people think shipping containers are the cure to every issue????#unless youre filling them with sand theyre not bulletproof#and theres no fucken roof
Fill the shipping containers with concrete to make Giant Bricks
shipping containers are also not that strong and also only cheap/relatively accessible to use if you live somewhere where shipping containers just end up
Fun fact about shipping container houses is that because so many shipping containers are used to transport hazardous materials and are unsuitable to live in for contamination reasons, it's often easier to make them out of entirely new, unused shipping containers than to source appropriate second hand ones. Which destroys the entire purpose of shipping container houses. Because we already know how to make rooms that are cheaper, better insulated, and more spacious and easy to acquire and transport than brand new shipping containers.
got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape
sitting my white ass down and listening
“the moment he turned his head, he saw hua cheng had already changed into a refreshing fisherman disguise” 🐟
#the fucking eming fishing pole
sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time
Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.
[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]

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if you love someone enough you should be able to hug them really tight and pop into the same body as them and never have to leave like its aristophanes's myth of the spherical human
post cancelled i just reinvented steven universe
I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.