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In her defence, I also have textile projects that I started 20 years ago that I still haven't finished.

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

official fish post

[ID: A poorly animated hedgehog dances to the song "Boss Bitch" by Doja Cat. As the hedgehog dances, it holds a giant McDonalds hashbrown which appears and disappears as the hedgehog waves it in the air and continues to dance. End ID]

when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse 

This… went in a completely different direction than I thought.

Horses will do that too - go in a completely different direction than what you thought. It’s one of the reasons they’re feared.

Walk in T hormone clinic and calorie dense food restaurant combo called build a bear is this anything

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

official fish post

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

She hit them so hard they were banished from that land forever. Iconic

Happy 40th Annual Hit a Nazi with a Handbag Day

How dare you leave out that the Swedish government was against the statue, out of concern that it could promote violence, and the people added handbags to statues across the country out of protest!

holding hands while driving <3