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Beatles Tumblr blogs will be like 'one time Paul McCartney lactated and Yoko stole his breastmilk to create a stew" and you'll be like "that must be from a fanfic" then you'll look it up and the source is Ringo

Hades gives Orpheus a trial he knows he himself could never succeed at, but it isn’t just that Hades knows he would turn around. Hades has been failing this trial every single year. He shows up too early. He turns too soon. He is so full of doubt that even the natural order of the world, that Persephone will return to him, is not something he can trust. Hades would fail the trial he has given Orpheus, and he already has. All alone, his blood runs thin.

last night we let the jingle jangle talk

no, the BEANIE is jughead. youre thinking of jugheads monster,

jessies girl is obviously about sublimated homosexual desire but stacys mom is sincere in its heterosexuality

Going nuts lately thinking about which characters in Black Sails are tormented by internalized homophobia and which ones just....aren't. Max has never been conflicted or hung up on her own sexuality for one second. Anne has to do two whole murders about it. Somehow Eleanor is entirely at peace with being the world's most unfortunate bisexual? John Silver would literally die before admitting he wants to smooch another dude. Thomas Hamilton is so famously without shame the writers made it half of his characterization. Flint's sexual hangups drive the entire plot.