Chasing Ducks, Not Waterfalls

Pip: Wednesday, is it? From Monday’s Child?

Wednesday: *nods* How astute of you. I presume your stepfather is Nigerian?

Pip: *arches an eyebrow* Spot on.

Enid: *claps in delight* I knew it! You’re both into playing detective, so I knew you’d along like a house on fire.

Pip: *eyes Wednesday appraisingly* Lovely and clever, then. It’s a wonder Nid gets any homework done with a brutal little weapon like you around.

Enid: 😦

Wednesday: *stares back intensely* Bold words, but not inaccurate. Judging from the shadow in your eyes, you are no stranger to a touch of violence yourself.

Enid: 😧

Enid: *looks between the girls in growing alarm*

Enid: *worriedly* Are you two sizing each other up, or like checking each other out?

Pip/Wednesday: *simultaneously* Yes.

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Jenna Ortega starring in Sabrina Carpenter's official music video for Taste (2024) Dir. Dave Meyers

Divina: I think all at once.

Yoko: No she specifically said “one at a time.”

Enid: Oh my god just call her just to confirm.

Yoko calls Wednesday and asks her for clarification. The raven calmly asks her to put her on speaker

Yoko: Okay, you’re on.

Wednesday:

ALL OF YOU STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING! YOU’RE ALL ARE GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED, PUT IT DOWN NOW!

Rachel: I was just gonna light this chicken on fire to see if it turns into a phoenix.

Chloe: It's 3AM.

Rachel:

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