duckasaur

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

I headcannon that if you're in the distortion's hallways you can hear very faintly the Kahoot waiting room music

the amazing devil truly is the best music to listen to before an exam - like yes, let's pretend i'm a fantasy character gearing up for battle because that sure is how i feel rn

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

the petrova task force runs out of money and Stratt has to sell Grace to one direction

@slashedance

It’s trendy to claim that individual choices can’t do much to improve the environment, but I’ve been reading a lot lately about the global best-in-class ecological impact that families in Ukraine have been making by eating less meat and decommissioning oil refineries. Very promising!

but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???

marrage

weddning

honmoon

Babby

Fanfic update

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The most hilarious thing about She-ra and the Princesses of Power is this: it’s a sophisticated and critically-acclaimed 2010s cartoon, with characters who have complex, multi-dimensional relationships and well-developed personalities with interesting character arcs… and they’re all saddled with these ridiculously on-the-nose 1980s toy commercial cartoon names. So there’s the snow princess Frosta and the mermaid princess Mermista; the archer is named Bow and the sorceress is named Castaspella. The leader of the Horde is Hordak, and Catra is a cat. It’s like a version of Avatar where everything’s the same except Katara, Sokka, and Zuko are named Waterella, Boomer, and Hotman.