meet me in the town

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

I have all the ingredients to make one of my incredible, highly inaccurate frying pan quesadillas and I'm sooooo excited

You had me until the pita bread

I will happily call this a "very flat chicken sandwich" instead if it helps you (and the Texans)

every day i wake up and people have convinced themselves of some stupid new bullshit

anyway atlantic records did not fucking assassinate a guy for dropping them and mildly criticizing them publicly

and if we live in some fluke universe where a record label literally killed a man and half a dozen innocent bystanders then i’ll eat crow. but guys. they did not.

Mom has decided she's going to ride with me for (hopefully only) some of the trip, so now I have to make a "mother friendly" playlist too.

If I make her listen to medieval lo-fi for like 4 hours do you think she'll go back to Dad's car

I just settled on my old trustworthy strategy of "bring at least one outfit for every possible weather or social situation, including a funeral" (that last part is something mom drilled into me as a teenager bc we have uh, a lot of elderly relatives out east). Is this efficient? No. Does it appease my horrible anxiety about being under or overdressed, too cold, too warm, stinky, or making a bad impression? Absolutely.