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WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

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I've developed this habit of using the pizza hut phone number when testing forms for Nightmare Client bc their forms require a real phone number but their salespeople are extra stupid and determined and even if you put "test, test, do not call" for every other field they will blow up your phone.

was telling my aunt about this just now and suddenly I'm deeply amused by the idea that I may have caused an inter-business feud between a [redacted] and a pizza place by directing a mob of indiscerning salespeople at them.

#whoopsies #whoopsies daisies #i will all the suffering in the world on nightmare client but pizza hut??? genuine apologies to them

exxhaustedhope

Denny’s is unavailable. Which parking lot are we fighting in?

Chick-Fil-A

IHOP

McDonald’s

Olive Garden

Taco Bell

Waffle House

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

#in the US waffle house but in canada Smitty's

human-pet-they

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

Found a mini kitkat in the back of the fridge so my day is 100% improved

#it's strawberry flavoured

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herpsandbirds

Out of the following, which is your favorite soup?

Lentil Soup

Split Pea Soup

Gazpacho

Minestrone

Chicken Noodle

Some kind of mixed Vegetable Soup

Tom Kha Gai

Some kind of Noodle based Soup

Tortilla Soup

Some kind of Seafood based Soup

Some kind of Cream of some kind of Vegetable

Egg Drop

Voting ended onAug 12

Please add context, more detail, or add one not on here in the comments or notes!

#my true favourite is my hungarian mushroom soup recipe with soooooo much paprika #but there's no option for mushroom. i went with seafood bc the really good pho i order has seafood (and dumplings)

Male Pregnancy Sweater is fucking sending me

#im never gonna be able to look at someone in an oversize sweater the same way again

shoezuki

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

#as a fellow Canadian ace i feel like i should also be ghoulmaxing

My fun fan theory to justify why I have to find all 990 korok seeds before I defeat Ganon in botw is that Hestu is a Tom Bombadil-esque Old God without whom Hyrule would immediately be overrun by evil forces beyond anyone's comprehension. Hyrule's decline over the past 100 years is thought to be because of Calamity Ganon but is actually because at the exact same time he awakened, the monsters stole Hestu's maracas and dumped out the korok seeds.

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viralfrog

Garlic from my farm share (gigantic??) vs garlic from my grocery store (puny??)

This is justifying my usual habit of doubling or tripling the amount of garlic in a recipe lol

#HUGE GARLIC

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Decided to go pick up my library books at lunch and ended up in a standoff with an amazon driver who was driving on the wrong side of the road so that's fun

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Because of this, I went to the nearby mall after the library and searched Sunrise Records high and low for the like, 2 movies I still rent off prime because i can't find them on any other streaming services. I failed bc the Sunrise was not well-stocked, BUT it is hardly the only place in town that sells DVDs (and I can buy them online from non-amazon sources) so. Rest assured that $5 I spent renting Mulholland Drive off prime last weekend is the last money I will ever give them, unless I become an author and am forced to.

Like, I know amazon can't mind control all their drivers into being decent humans who can tell left from right, but genuinely bad driver behaviour is the reason I keep reducing the amount of money I spend with them. It's the philosophical debate of "these people are rude* and terrible drivers and I hate dealing with them" vs "well they're also all overworked and badly trained and even worse paid..." and eventually I end up at "well, all I can do as a customer is stop supporting a business like this!"

#*my decision to cancel my annual subscription was solidified by a delivery guy having a screaming fit at me on the phone bc #he apparently thought I should teleport to the front doors to take the package from him personally #he was ENRAGED when I confusedly said 'uhhh I'm at work you have to enter the buzzer code in my order details???'#he was also so angry and unprofessional that i started to think he was a scammer #anyway he hung up on me BUT he also delivered the package so whatever. why tf did he even call...#anyway I ain't paying ANY amount of money to be screamed at like that. fuck em #cheap face masks and fucking coloured pens aren't worth that

Decided to go pick up my library books at lunch and ended up in a standoff with an amazon driver who was driving on the wrong side of the road so that's fun

#did eventually get HIM to move but like jesus christ what the FUCK was he doing????#gonna drive around for a while so i don't encounter him coming back into my place #i do not need a fucked up front bumper again #glad i have the dashcam now LOL

I look forward to the day that Nightmare Client's marketing department spending gets audited and the entire team gets absolutely rolled for spending so much on stupid shit that does nothing.

#i can't be more specific bc Client Confidentiality but like #the dept head is a boomer nepo hire who doesn't know anything about marketing and just makes shit up and yells about it to seem important #everyone below him either lies on their resume or was also a nepo hire #anyway my boss's policy is 'as long as they pay we'll do it' which is infuriating bc it feels like a huge waste of my time #when i have clients who have actually important tasks #i can't wait until someone who has both financial and marketing knowledge reads their bills #'you spent $1300 to have two members of X Company sit with you while you edited stuff they have no involvement in??????'#'you spent $3500 on multiple customizations for a tiny detail no one has ever noticed and has had absolutely zero impact on our sales????'#'you spent $7500 making X Company fix Y FOUR TIMES????? why did you keep BREAKING IT--'

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solitairians

many small purchases add up to a large amount of money

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I've been having an inexplicable bad mental health day (bad in a different way than usual) and the only reason I can think of for it is that last night at like 1:30 I was shocked awake by a huge thunderclap and it scared me so bad my chest hurt and I couldn't get back to sleep bc my half-awake brain was convinced i was dying.

How could the beautiful and magnificent thunderstorm betray me like this.

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I'm experiencing a legitimate urge to reread Anna Karenina which means something is definitely wrong.

#don't get me wrong that's one of my favourite classics but it's depressing as fuck #(don't ask me about it the last time i read it was at least a decade ago lol)#side note I should pick up a more readable copy of it someday. i have an antique version which is cool but I don't wanna damage it

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