i'm lost in a forest somewhere

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

ive got to

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

Always reblog the potato.

Reblogging the potato in hopes that I wake up early enough tomorrow morning because knowing my luck I could go to bed 2 hours early and still wake up at the same time I do every other morning

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

it fucken WIMDY

*screams*

That's actually really nice.

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

Please let him science 🐧

i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me

There is an international treaty that says we’re supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and it’s really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

@anarchygoose

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

@ziggysbolterxx

"I asked chat gpt" well I asked starman and he told me let the children lose it, let the children use it, let all the children boogie.

Fuck ai the only “GPT” I know is Gunpowder Tim