Assigned Cool Girl At Birth

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

black tortoiseshell with high white spotting (calico)

does anyone else feel like we need to raise the standard for writing quality across all mediums like right now

the devil couldnt reach me so he sent tooth pain. back pain. migraines. and the concept of rent

turns out "everything you have ever wanted is on the other side of this fear" is a great trans mantra but also a good mantra if you have OCD

i believe you (truthful)

#SCARY

thursday but it feels like friday conspiracy theory

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

she’s decadent 

Actually, yes, at some point as an adult iIt is your responsibility to learn about history and politics outside of what you were taught in traditional k-12 education

A lot of people’s idea of “California” is just Los Angeles and also I think specifically the rich parts of Los Angeles

As a European, my idea of “California” is honestly just. Warm America. With beach? I think?

There’s cold rainforests and snowy mountains there

my first love...

People not liking the "cat distribution system" trend because "what if they are just outdoor cats" to me is like. Okay maybe you shouldn't have left your cat outdoors 🤷‍♂️

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

it fucken WIMDY

“girk at my work”

“girk at my work”