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it is so fucked up that we've taught people that large noses/hooked noses are ugly because i think they're literally the most gorgeous features a person can have

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

person trying to get out of a timeloop but they keep getting brutally murdered by the other person stuck in the timeloop, who is having the most amazing vacation of their life and refuses to leave

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

if you don't have a gay cousin at your thanksgiving, I am your gay cousin for today. I'm wearing a croptop and I'm excited about cranberry sauce

someone needs to actually kill elon musk like this is a rare case where killing one guy will actually somewhat improve society

in response to the Frankly Too Many Asks i ignore about this: pRobLeMaTiC sHiPs are a fake problem and you're silly for caring about them, and i'm objectively right to say this, and this is the end of the conversation forever

hahahahaha i just got my first anonymous death threat over this. y'all are not okay.

Nuh uh I’m a guy and I follow you

You're a guy

For now

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

What the fuck did you do to your tumblr