Just a zelda obsessed weeb, nothing to see here ♠️

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

@satanfemme

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

Do you love the colors of the combustion

#god announcing the bible

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)

nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.

like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek