Just a zelda obsessed weeb, nothing to see here ♠️

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

I though Cheez Wiz was a brand of spray cheese

that looks suspiciously like mayonnaise

It's not, it's extra soft cream cheese in a jar.

fuck cheese spread, why would you even try to make it on purpose, it's twisted

I just noticed the 0.5 star rating and it's sending me into hysterics. I mean I know dairy isn't exactly the healthiest thing in the world in excessive amounts and the cheese spread is probably full of a fuckton of preservatives and emulsifiers that are on the Use In Moderation end of the nutrition scale, but lowest possible rating? This stuff is competing with CHOCOLATE SPREADS and EXTRA SUGARY JAMS and it can't manage a single star? I've met people who use this as the ''healthy" option instead of shit like nutella. Healthier 'cause it tastes worse, has no flavour. Sucks to be them I guess.

Getting your face cradled by hands that kill>>>>>

Someone hacked into and deleted my Tumblr while I was using it. All of my posts gained red text and the letters swirled around like a tornado before being scattered off screen. Presumably for others to use in their text posts

It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”

On my campus there tends to be a problem where even I you have the doctors note professors will still take points off of your final grade regardless of how sick you are. I’ve seen people show up to class with the stomach flu, pneumonia, respiratory infections and all sorts of other contagious ailments.

Many kids at my school will show up really sick because we only get like three days of excused absences without a doctor’s note.

this post aged like an ice cube in an oven

worst part is! IT’S STILL HAPPENING! SCHOOLS AND WORKPLACES ARE STILL LIKE THIS!!! THEY LEARNED NOTHING!!!!!!!

Literally looking like the kind of note you find in a post apocalyptic horror game jesus

If only we as a society learned from our mistakes

Billie Joe Armstrong literally wrote a song about coming out as bisexual as a teenager, and then like two years later wrote one that was pretty much all about dressing up in drag and getting fucked by/fucking guys, and y'all STILL say he’s a “straight ally” because he married a woman??

The same goes for Freddy Mercury and David Bowie. Both were openly bi. Both wrote (multiple) songs about their queerness. Both are pigeonholed as either “gay” or “straight”. They were both neither of those things.

hey remember when freddy mercury wrote a literal song about wanting to be allowed to be bisexual without it being a big deal and was incredibly obvious about it and then straighties went “oh lol look at how quirky queen is writing a song all about bicycles!”

Also let’s add Lady Gaga to the mix. She’s repeatedly shit on for Born this Way for not being part of the community when she is, in fact, openly bisexual and writes song about being LGBT

its baffling that bisexuality is considered ‘invisible’ when theres a whole pantheon of the most loud rhinestone bedazled spectacles of entertainment being openly vocal that theyre bi its like a simpsons bit where everyone ignores the blinking neon sign

pride flag for nonbinary asexual aromantic individuals that just says "not gonna do all that"