a not so very ordinary girl or name

i’m the opposite of the grinch. i’m the binch. my heart is two sizes too BIG

it’s that time of year smh

we are simple folk

holy shit, spread this like wildfire guys before November 

one of the biggest and most devious tools being used against voters now is that voting locations for lower income neighborhoods and neighborhoods that are primarily black or hispanic are suddenly closed down, in the middle of nowhere, or only open for 4 hours a day do whatever you can to help negate that being a barrier

I miss this meme

every time I watch the bachelor I think about how much better it would be if it was with lesbians…..but then I think of how it wouldn’t work because all the women would fall in love with each other and not the bachelorette….and THEN I remember the most obvious flaw in this system, the bachelorette could literally have 30 women professing their love for her and knowing us lesbians she would still be like “I just don’t know if they actually like me”

after careful consideration I’ve decided that this in fact would be amazing reality tv and I am currently waiting on a rich lesbian investor

I spent like 15 hours on this.

*impressed slow clap*

This was ridiculously pleasing to read out loud. 

This is a legitimately fine poem. I say so with my BA in English and Philosophy and my PhD. It’s DAMN HARD to write something like this. Be impressed, yo.

BITCH WHAT

how the fuck….

are you fucking…………….