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happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
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Happy Star Wars Day! ✨
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October 2016
April 2017
July 2017
September 2018
December 2018
June 2019
February 2020
August 2020
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
Hey look another depressive episode haha guess it's time to isolate myself from all my friends :)
Thinking about Steve Harrington and why I really love his redemption arc, and I think one of the big things is that, like… he doesn’t really get anything out of it? He gets his ass kicked in every season. His girlfriend dumps him (after cheating on him, depending on how you interpret everything that went down with Nancy and Jonathan). He went from the being the most popular guy in the school to a loser, a joke. His social circle consists of middle school students. The next girl he falls for turns out to be a lesbian. He couldn’t get into college and is working a shitty minimum wage job in an embarrassing uniform. In his words, he makes three bucks an hour and he has no future.
Like, he’s never rewarded by the narrative for becoming a good person, and he’s never given any Freudian excuses for how much of a dick he was through most of S1. He just realized that he was being shitty and decided to do better. I appreciate that.
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if there’s something hard in ur pants who u gonna call
gay irl
The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me
you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch
are you seriously telling me it’s not even black
@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol
COFFIN WHAT NOW
Yooooo
THIS SNAKE IS LITERALLY BULLYING ME INTO LAUGHING AT THEIR JOKES
people have pointed out that the belly scales on both pics look like bad video game rendering
how does crowley know what a lead balloon is in the beginning?
1) He is a demon. Once upon a Time he was an angel and responsible and got to see the Plans For Earth. So learned about Lead and Balloons.
OR
2) he and Aziraphale are speaking together in the original language of angels and demons, and we are translating it for you, and whatever Crowley said translates as Lead Balloons.
Your choice.
Good Omens Headcanons: Disposable Demon
i think Bunny Demon is a much better name for him, i’ve read it somewhere here on tumblr. in the script book he’s called junior demon
in some lists of the show’s cast it says his name is Eric??? I’ll take that one
fucking look at him he’s so cute
he gets fed to the hell hound in ep1 and has several versions of himself in ep4, so it’s clear why he’s the ‘disposable demon’ and why he’s the one sent to Heaven for Aziraphale’s trial: when things could get ugly, even for Hell’s standards, he’s the one to do the job
his curse is to be reborn every few days, but his memories never actually vanish (so he does remember Hastur killing him, too)
thus i really really like the idea of we/us/our pronouns but hey
definitely has been killed off for fun by Hastur and Ligur before
does he think about his role in the grand scheme of things? about his dark raison d’être? his purpose? write me some angst goddammit;;
he’s so enthusiastic and proud??? like, he genuinely likes to explain the plan to Hastur and is so well informed about everything
he makes jokes. guys, this is important. Crowley is said to be the only demon with an imagination, and yet Eric knows jokes and thinks of funny/charming things to say, even if his jokes are rubbish
‘darkforce one’ omg please marry me
seems to know that Hastur is out of sorts with Crowley, so he’s either very empathetic or very well informed, or both
his face is so expressive! he’s giggly and excited! boy is emotional
he knows about recent human culture. he knows what jokes are, he knows what selfies are. he’s probably been to Earth a fair bit
the way he talks about selfies leads me to believe he likes to take selfies;;
he jokes about avocados and is So Ironic about them, but he eats avocado toast on a regular basis you can’t change my mind
probably listens to k-pop
knows about the greek and the fields of meggido. he’s that one colleague who’s educated af and way overqualified for the job, but explains everything in easy language for everyone to understand
goth aesthetics, black lace, giant scarves
look at his killer make-up! he enjoys doing make-up, nail polish etc.
in jewish iconography bunnies are ‘unclean’, so maybe that’s why he sports that aesthetic. in ancient greece, bunnies were gifts between lovers, symbolized vitality, and attributed Aphrodite (wow). in christian iconography they symbolize mostly lust and unbridled sexuality, one of the seven deadly sins
‘breed/spawn like rabbits’ — that may be the reason there are so many versions of him
but, given that he is familiar with recent human culture, he must know about pet bunnies or even playboy bunnies. anyway he chose(?) fucking bunny ears over insect/amphibian/reptilian aesthetics he’s soft
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE HAS SUCH A NICE VOICE AS WELL
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all the things currently haunting me about michael sheen:
his father, the jack nicholson impersonator so similar in appearance he sometimes played jack nicholson when jack nicholson didn’t show up to events
a scout trying to recruit him for the arsenal youth team and put him on a path to professional soccer
“i quit drama school because i had a breakdown over people thinking my turn as oedipus was just ok” like he was clearly making fun of himself but also what a wild way of putting that
he dated sarah FUCKING silverman for four years and they broke up because he wanted to return to the uk to do an activism after brexit and she didn’t want to abandon the states after tr*mp was elected
he namedropped neilman when he was defending genre fiction in a press interview for twilight and neilman sent him a box of first editions and took him out for the wildest sushi dinner i have ever heard of in my life and showed him a little compartment in his car and he was just like… randomly around for good omens adaptation negotiations as early as the terry gilliam days
i’m updating this post
gave up his life savings to fund the homeless world cup, a beautiful and noble gesture but in the context of the above like jesus christ of COURSE you’re actually that good you BASTARD
had his nametag switched with another baby at the hospital, was originally going to be christopher but the nametag said michael and his parents went with it, is probably the antichrist
Minor correction to the last: his nametag wasn’t swapped with another baby’s, the nurse swapped the order of his first and middle names on his own tag. He was supposed to be Christopher Michael Sheen, ended up as Michael Christopher Sheen instead.
https://notalwaysright.com/driving-miss-daisy-will-drive-them-crazy/59718/
I hate those posts that be like “the future is female” and it’s just like gifs of 59 white women walking aggressively or some shit
Every ~fEmALe LEd MeDiA~ appreciation post ever: “Out of Context Quote from a black feminist talking specifically about BLACK womanhood,” over a bunch of gifs of:
[Wonder Woman in her Empowering Metal Tube Top and Armored Wedges, designed for an Empowered Woman]
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[Brie Larson turning into a glowstick]
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[Wendy Mayomoff shooting fireballs&scarlet Johnson smirking in a leather catsuit]
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[White Brunette from Star Wars]
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[Hermione looking bored during an emotional scene]
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[Katniss staring blankly into the middle distance]
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[White woman from Shadow Hunters]
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[White Woman from Teen Wolf/Vampire Diaries]
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[Group shot of the amazons, with the two black Amazons who have 0 lines standing waaayyyy in the back behind a dozen white Amazons]
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[white woman from that CW superhero show where the titular character dates an abusive slave owner]
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[White woman from Game of Thrones, a shown for its extremely progressive feminist politics]
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[The white lesbian from The 100 who wears a bindi for some reason, and got killed off for shock value]
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[White Woman in Doctor Who]
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[Kiera Knightly in her latest costume drama]
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[Sophie Turner squinting into the middle distance,either as Sansa or Jean Grey]
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[Moana or Okoye, thrown in at the last second to prove OP isn’t a racist]
“Who run the world? [White] Girls!”
favorite star wars memes
Character A tilting Character B’s chin up to get a better look at their face and the evidence of the fight. A delicately thumbs away the streak of blood by B’s mouth, saying nothing as they examine it. After a brief pause, B’s heart skips a nervous beat as A looks them dead in the eyes. Their voice is quiet and tense, their anger barely restrained.
“Who did this to you?”
#i am a weak and simple woman okay
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I heard that Crowley helped to make Alpha Centauri and I like Crowley use spray..
Headcanon: Crowley actually did the homework, but thinks it is cooler to pretend he didn’t.
