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Pulling our red string of fate so you know that I miss you and crave your soul.

forgive me father for i am back on my bullshit

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

I want to be cool and mysterious so bad but unfortunately I have many thoughts about things

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

Petition to put this guy in charge of traffic enforcement in my state.

They way I'd be reaching the chopsticks over for a lil bite 😂

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum