Hello, Sweetie

Swordfish is tiny and can’t breathe fire; or anything cool really. >:/

— Fire is also life, not just destruction.

— Terry Pratchett, Thud! (via theshepherdscrown)

— Terry Pratchett, Night Watch (via sextmen)

harry: and i mean, i was raised muggle. i can take lucius malfoy in a fist fight

Here’s my original tweet, by the way.

Here's pics of it happening btw

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If you DO act like this, and are working on a counter argument about how not all _____ are ______ , well that’s just disappointing. 

THE MOST PURE!!!

I miss Ragnarok and if this has been done before I’ll be sad fbdjbdbd

i’m sorry

nature facts

Its Decembruary

This however means that Miles just deadass wrote “Decembruary” on his test.

me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card “size grande” and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.