this xkcd joke is completely hilarious without context. just the way the guy wordlessly steps back towards it

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this xkcd joke is completely hilarious without context. just the way the guy wordlessly steps back towards it

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i’m going to bed, wake me up when it’s cold outside
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I loooooove getting rejected. People should reject more. It's the "maybes" and ghosting that's just like too much. A firm but polite "no" is infinitely more respectful of everyone's time and feelings. Can we just do that?
You guys know this is a pretty normal human want and not a special accomdation to be saved for people with autism right?

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Out of all the heated rivalry analysis I’ve seen I’ve never seen someone mention that after the all star game Shane no longer drafts and deletes texts. He says what he intends to say the first time and stops editing and second guessing himself and it’s one of my favorite details showing that their dynamic has changed and no one talks about it
Out of curiosity...
Is dry swallowing pills (aka without the help of drinking some water) weird?
No, I do it, easy
I don't do it but its not that weird
Yes, even though I do it
Yes. How and why are you doing that
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Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer
he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs
one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel
One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

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what the fuck dude that’s an evil thing for a mushroom to do
yeah wait why is it when normal plants are poisonous they just give you heart failure or something but when mushrooms are poisonous they always gotta be some awful SoulsBourne type boss shit
like the one that liquefies your organs inside you
if I remember correctly, there is a mushroom that may be responsible for ALS clusters and another mushroom that can cause you to be depressed for up to 6 months. why do mycotoxins behave like magical curses?
do you even have to ask
in a world where baby shane is born during the hollanders undergrad, he is growing up on the rink and is best friends with the old zamboni driver Mike.
the women's team practice is half an hour before the men's and shane gets fussy sitting around while the team does conditioning so Yuna will ask the zamboni driver to just watch the carrier on the stands before David comes in for practice.
the zamboni driver waits until shane can support his own neck and then decides to take him out on the ice without telling Yuna. shane loves it so much and the second he starts talking, he's asking to go on the zambibi! which is odd because yuna is pretty sure he shouldn't know that's an option. David gets in trouble and Mike bribes shane to never tell with mango sorbet.
so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig
happy one year of this post. and from the bottom of my heart. i did not know what i wrought
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2 professional hockey players, both in their late twenties; described as some of the jockiest jocks you’ve ever known………………i’m just trying to figure out why y’all think these two would ever be heavily involved or interested in wedding planning lol.
Like Shane wouldn’t have had them both say some vows before a scrimmage face off and play to win the other’s last name with a team of groomsmen? (Plus Svetlana and Rose as goalies) (If Shane wins they are the Rozanovs & if Ilya win’s they are the Hollanders and excuse Shane if he plays the worse hockey of his life :)
Sorry but I had to add @cupcakesandhags tags and add that it misogynistic af to put wedding planning duties on the sole woman related to them btw. Yuna and David could’ve had a small ass wedding too for all we know.

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People have been getting a bit parasocial so I think I need to say this:
I am your friend. I know you. You know me. This blog represents my whole complete true self. We are best friends. I love you. I want you carnally, as a friend. Thank you. You mean so much to me as an individual. You aren't a number. Send me money
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i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?