Random Stuff That Interests Me

you're the bear btw

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.

I trust your knowledge evil wizard

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

and I like that. because different methods will work for different people. sometimes you find it easier to start up physics and sometimes you find it easier to tear open the layers of reality.

Preserving not-prev-but-someone-elses funny tags in this chain as well because I love both these additions actually,

#ironically the castle has only stayed floating because Archmage Dave was holding all the institutional knowledge from the original team #and also maintaining the Levitation Widget which is crucial to maintaining the gyroscope spells that stop the castle from flipping over #anyway Dave was axed because he wasn't 'innovating' #because instead he spent all day every day maintaining the Widget #hope His Majestoy enjoys sitting in his throne while his house does a barrel roll

Updates will be provided as the situation develops.

babys first gay fiction podcast my beloved

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

Capitalism is disgusting.

thank you yes that's exactly correct

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"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??

what’s the rush?

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.